Questions Only thread

Who cares? Doesn’t everyone know that stoats are better and more meme-worthy than quokkas?

Is a quokka just a duck with an accent?

Did you ever meet a Cockney quokka? Or a Valley Girl quokka? Or a Brooklyn quokka?

Have you ever heard a Scot try to say “purple burglar alarm”?

Wouldn’t that make a great band name?

So I’ve won the thread again?

So who would be the thread loser?

If I’m the winner, aren’t you all just a bunch of losers?

Can’t there be more than one winner or loser?

Yeah, does it have to be all-or-nothing? We’re more mature than that, aren’t we?

Maybe I alone can fix this?

How do you intend to do that?

Do you maybe wanna talk it through beforehand, you know, maybe just spitball it a little…?

Should we run it up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes?

Is that still a thing?

Wasn’t that a thing back in the '50s?

Did anyone ever really run up a pair of pants, and if so, did anyone salute them?

Are you saluting your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Can I run up a bill and see who pays it, instead?

Do you take IOUs?