Who cares? Doesn’t everyone know that stoats are better and more meme-worthy than quokkas?
Is a quokka just a duck with an accent?
Did you ever meet a Cockney quokka? Or a Valley Girl quokka? Or a Brooklyn quokka?
Wouldn’t that make a great band name?
So I’ve won the thread again?
So who would be the thread loser?
If I’m the winner, aren’t you all just a bunch of losers?
Can’t there be more than one winner or loser?
Yeah, does it have to be all-or-nothing? We’re more mature than that, aren’t we?
Maybe I alone can fix this?
How do you intend to do that?
Do you maybe wanna talk it through beforehand, you know, maybe just spitball it a little…?
Should we run it up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes?
Is that still a thing?
Wasn’t that a thing back in the '50s?
Did anyone ever really run up a pair of pants, and if so, did anyone salute them?
Are you saluting your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Can I run up a bill and see who pays it, instead?
Do you take IOUs?