Would you pay me Tuesday for a hamburger today?
Do you want fries with that?
Is super-sizing still an option?
Was that ever a good idea?
If you were very healthy but also very hungry, maybe?
But my suspicion is that super-sizing isn’t done by very healthy people, right?
Well, now and then would be OK, wouldn’t it? Just not too often or (God forbid) daily, like that documentary guy did?
Anyone else suspicious about that special sauce?
Isn’t that to be expected?
What’s there to be suspicious about?
Maybe the taste, texture or ingredients? Or just the corporation’s longstanding secrecy about it?
And there really isn’t anything “special” about it, is there?
The local ice-cream man was found dead on the floor of his van, covered in nuts, sprinkles and sauce – do you think he topped himself?
Sam, did you think you were posting in the “I like bananas a bunch” thread?
That’s a multi-purpose post, innit?
It is good for whatever ails ya, innit?
I’d say so, wouldn’t you, squire?
And didn’t it work well?
How can one judge such things?
Don’t you know?