Should I?
Why wouldn’t you?
Hey, why is everyone acting like this is the Spanish Inquisition, all of a sudden? Was there any reason I should have expected this?
Would you like to sit in the…comfy chair?
EH, did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
After all these years, shouldn’t everyone expect the Spanish Inquisition?
Why should we?
Can one really expect the unexpected?
Did you know that a biographer of U.S. Grant some years ago wrote that, at the 1862 Battle of Shiloh, the general was surprised by the Confederates, but that he expected to be surprised?
What would he have thought if it was the Spanish Inquisition that showed up?
It would’ve been a lot easier for him to beat than the Army of the Mississippi, wouldn’t it?
What, those pussies?
That’s as may be, but there were lot more of them then there were of the Spanish Inquisition, weren’t there?
I dunno, how many were in the Spanish Inquisition anyway?
Are you including the Moops?
EDIT: Would you believe I just put a post in the wrong thread?
What’s a “Moop” anyway?
Has anyone else played a Bubble Boy at Trivial Pursuit lately?
Do people still play Trivial Pursuit?
There’s probably an app for that, isn’t there?