You’ve seen all the pictures, haven’t you? I mean, c’mon: the gallery exhibits, the news snaps, the Annie Leibovitz candids, the 140-foot-tall portrait in the atrium of the Straight Dope Building, etc. etc. etc.?
No mention of the “Wanted” poster in the Post Office?
Has he been to the Post Office to see if it’s there?
Does anyone still go to the post office after the advent of email?
Somebody must, since post offices still exist, right?
Did you know if you rearrange all the letters in Post Office, they get really annoyed?
Did you know that if you removed every vein, artery, and capillary from your body and lined them all up end to end, you’d be dead?
How far do you think you’d get with that kind of do-it-yourself dissection there, Sparky?
But wouldn’t it be a heckuva game of Operation?
Did you know that if all the girls from Yale were laid end-to-end, then Dorothy Parker wouldn’t be at all surprised?
Did you know that Dorothy Parker is not the same as Dorothy Zbornak?
Did anybody assume they were the same?
What if, instead of Mr. Parker, she married Mr. Zbornak?
Or what if she’d just remained Dorothy Rothschild?
Didn’t Ms Rothschild marry her cousin?
You mean she was from Kentucky?
Is Kentucky the only place people have married their cousins?
Do we have to get into hillbilly jokes again?
Do we only get into hillbilly jokes when we have to?
hey, I got one…how many hillbillies does it take to eat a possum?