Does the punchline have something to do with warning away traffic?
Was it necessary to spoiler the punchline like that?
Isn’t “Roadkill” a great name for a hillbilly punk band?
Is “hillbilly punk” really a thing?
Haven’t you ever heard of the band the Reverend Horton Heat?
Did you know my maternal grandparents were Ozark Mountain hillbillies in Arkansas, and I have a photo of my great-grandfather from the turn of the 20th century where he could be Jed Clampett’s good buddy?
Then, did your great-grandmother look like Granny?
Don’t you know she really did?
Was she complete with a still for her rheumatiz medicine?
Did she perchance have a cee-ment pond?
Is it called reintarnation when you die and come back as a hillbilly?
Is this where I write “Hoo doggies”?
Didn’t you just do it?
You know, I think I did, didn’t I? Is that meta or what?
What do people mean by “meta” anyway?
Do more people seem to be using it more often?
Have you really noticed that?
And is that meta?
What do you suppose a heavy meta band would sound like?
Something wry, self-referential and fourth-wall-breaking, maybe? With guitars?