Does anyone else think that’s actually a good punch line to that age-old riddle?
Are you suggesting that chickens - or any birds, for that matter - are particular about where they poop?
Are birds known for pooping?
Aren’t birds known for pooping?
Have you ever seen an elephant poop?
Hasn’t everyone who’s ever been to a circus?
What if they’re too busy being scared by the clowns?
Why are so many people scared of clowns?
Setting aside the question of scary clowns for a moment, am I the only one who dreams of a world in which a chicken’s motives in crossing the road won’t be questioned?
Wait, are you one of those chickens crossing the road to poop apologists? You are, aren’t you!?
What if I am? Why the accusatory tone? It’s still a free country, isn’t it?
Isn’t it plain that in this country either you’re an evil chickens crossing the road to poop supporter or someone who has a conscience and is against it? And shouldn’t we just round up all of the former and send them to chicken pooping reeducation camps?
You’re not wearing a red baseball hat made in another country, are you?
Isn’t that an odd question to ask?
Is it, really, though? Is it really?
Just what are you trying to insinuate here?
I think we all know, don’t we? I mean, if we’re being honest with ourselves?
You people would think that, wouldn’t you?
What do you mean by that?
Are you really going to pretend now that you don’t know?