Why do you think I’m pretending? And hey, where’s everyone else…?
Isn’t everyone else across the road pooping?
You’d think so, wouldn’t you?
Why weren’t we invited?
Well, would you want to invite a bunch of strangers from a message board to poop with you?
Do you realize, what with the earth’s population and only 1440 minutes in a day, there are thousands of people pooping right now?
Only thousands?
And that’s only the human population; what about the chickens?
(Or should that be “poopulation”?)
Are you shitting me?
Why do you think he’d be doing that?
Seriously, would I shit you?
How would I know what you’re into?
Isn’t it possible that you could be spying on him?
Nobody’s going to actually admit that on the SDMB, are they?
Aren’t there a lot of things that are admitted to on the SDMB anyway?
Yeah, but are they the kinds of things one should admit to?
There is a basic level of shamelessness among many here, isn’t there?
Wouldn’t you expect that on an anonymous message board?
Isn’t there some expectation that we here on the Dope may hold ourselves to a higher standard?
Sure, that’s the expectation, but how about the reality?