Questions Only thread

That, and wondering who the permanent host will be?

Don’t we have something more - I don’t know - consequential to concern ourselves with than Jeopardy?

Were you a fan of Truth or Consequential when it was on, too?

Isn’t that a town in New Mexico?

Isn’t Truth or Consequential in Liberia?

Liberia? That reminds me, did you hear the one about the Portuguese, Spaniard, Dane, Finn, Swede, German, French, Italian, Belgian, Austrian, Czech, Polish, Russian, Afghan, Serbian, Brit, Irish, Scot, Sardinian, Corsican, Icelander, Belarussian, Romanian, Yugoslavian, Hungarian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Turk, Morrocan, Algerian, Liberian, Sudanese, South African, Zambian, Ethiopian, Bosnian, Nigerian, Angolan, Botswanian, Tanzanian, Saudi Arabian, Kuwaiti, Iranian, Iraqi, Pakistani, Mongolian, Indian, Burman, Chinese, Cambodian, Laotian, Somalian, Yemen, Syrian, Israeli, Armenian, Filipino, Javan, Australian, Sri Lankan, Malaysian, Georgian, Taiwanese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Puerto Rican, Dominican Republican, Aruban, Jamaican, Cuban, Haitian, El Salvadorean, Guatemalan, Nicaraguan, Costa Rican, Panamanian, American, Canadian, Mexican, Argentinian, Bolivian, Peruvian, Colombian, Brazilian, Ecuadorian and Venezuelan who walk into a bar? And the bartender says sorry, but he cannot serve them without a Thai?

Did you write all those nationalities yourself, or copy and paste them from somewhere else?

I know all sorts of nationalities, don’cha know?

Would he serve them with a Thai?
Would he serve them by-and-by?
Would he serve green eggs and ham?
Would he serve them, Sams I am?

Why is Dr. Suess synonymous with couplets? Haven’t there been loads of others who’ve written couplets, so why not emulate one of them?

Like Shakespeare, maybe (or whoever wrote his plays, if that’s how you roll)?

Won’t somebody think of the quatrains?

Do the quatrains in Spain run mainly on the quarails?

Do the railways in Spain have quarails?

Isn’t that just the silliest question you’ve ever heard?

In this thread? You’re kidding, right?

Can you try pulling the other one?

What other one?

Can’t you see it?

No, can you?