Is stereovision a feature of the new Board?
Do I need special glasses for that?
That isn’t anything like beer goggles, is it?
what?
Haven’t you heard of beer goggles before?
How is that even possible?
Who among us has never ended up wearing a pair of beer goggles at 2am?
Or even at 3:17am?
Is there something significant about 3:17 am?
Should there be?
When were you last awake at that hour, anyway?
Who are you asking?
How about you?
What about the others?
Isn’t it every man for himself?
Am I the only one who’s usually awake at that hour?
Does getting up to pee count as being awake?
What if, like me, you don’t turn the light on, don’t fully open your eyes and then go right back to bed?
Is that an example of wakefulness or somnambulism?
Does that involve urination?