Does one have to be somnambulant to experience enuresis?
When did we start using such big words?
Does it seem a trifle stilted to you?
Are you typing in a Mid-Atlantic accent?
Or maybe Received Pronunciation? Do you work at the BBC or Buckingham Palace, perchance?
Did you know that “received pronunciation” is the standard form of British English pronunciation, based on educated speech in southern England?
Don’t everyone?
Do you know that I see what you did there?
And on New Year’s Eve, no less?
What better time?
Care to start the countdown to 2022?
Shouldn’t we do that after Christmas 2022?
Won’t that be the countdown to 2023?
Will I have to take my shoes and socks off?
And not your pants?
Do you know something that I don’t know?
You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
What’d I do, stumble into auditions for a remake of Taxi Driver?
“So what is it? Why do you want to be a taxi driver? Do you need a second job? Are you moonlighting?”
Maybe he could have been a taxi dancer.