What problem?
‘Ello, ‘ello, ‘ello, what’s all this, then?
Are you Ohio Cockney?
You ‘avin’ a laaarf mate ?
Pull the other one, would you?
Would that be a choice between this, that and the other?
Couldn’t there be four choices, or even more?
After this, that, and the other, what further choices are there?
That other other?
Wouldn’t that simply be “another”?
Would that be with or without the quotation marks?
What significance do quotation marks suggest in that context?
They’re not scare quotes, are they?
Are you scared?
Will any here think less of me if I admit to being afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
But not Virginia Woolf, surely?
And would it be possible for us to think less of you?
Ouch, that’s pretty harsh, innit?
Should we just get more mellow?
Where do they sell that?