You don’t buy it, you just are it, aren’t you?
Are we really going to embark on a series of existential questions?
How many do you consider “a series”?
Wouldn’t three be the minimum? I mean wouldn’t it be a ‘pair’ otherwise?
Has this become a poker game now?
Does a straight royal beat a bent flush ?
How can anyone see, let alone appreciate, my poker face in a Dope thread?
I dunno, be in the same room with you, maybe?
Well, sure, but that’s no one here, is it, since I’m all alone at the moment?
How would we know?
Does he think we’re omniscient?
Should I say Gesundheit?
Did someone sneeze?
Why don’t we administer blessings upon people that cough? What’s so special about sneezing?
Should you instead, as Elaine suggested on Seinfeld, say, “You are so good-looking”?
That makes so much more sense than “God bless you”, right?
Is that a rhetorical question?
You have to ask that in this thread?
We have to ask something, don’t we?
Is there anything we can’t ask here?