That was a statement (exclamation point and all) followed by a question, wasn’t it?
Yes, it was, but you never answered the question, did you?
Must I?
Isn’t that for you to decide?
Would it be too much for me to thank you for affirming my individual rights?
As opposed to your collective rights?
Don’t I have the right to collect stuff? Like maybe PEZ dispensers?
Do you collect PEZ dispensers?
Isn’t it clear by now that PEZ dispensers is the correct direction for this thread?
How many PEZ dispensers do you think I have?
Anyone else thinking of that Seinfeld episode?
You’re not going to get the giggles like Elaine, are you?
Since Jennifer Lopez now goes by J-Lo, dropping the last three letters of her surname, does that make her a “pez” dispenser?
What do you mean by “now”? Haven’t people called her that for years?
Don’t they call her a man dispenser?
Am I the only man here who wouldn’t be terribly upset if she “dispensed” me?
Dispensed, or dispensed with?
Don’t Pez dispensers serve another function apart from, well, dispensing Pez?
Are you hinting at something illicit?
It sounds like he is, right?