Wherever are you getting that idea?
Where does anybody get any ideas?
From their brains?
And where exactly do BRAINS get ideas? Where’s Aristotle when you need him?
Do they come from…souls?!
Aristotle would be nothing but dust by now, but somewhere in Greece, right?
But his ideas live on, right? And what happens to our ideas when we die?
Isn’t that why we write them down?
So if we wrote down every idea we had, we’d be immortal?
Even the bad ideas?
One man’s bad idea is another man’s words to live by, right?
Which men are these?
Take your pick, and that includes women, ok?
Do I have your assurance that one of them is Keira Knightley?
Why are you always bringing up Keira Knightly?
Or is Keira Knightly alway bringing him up?
How would any of us know?
Well, he would know, wouldn’t he?
Can I assure that I do?
Because he can assure us, what then do we have?