Wait, how did Mexico come into this discussion?
You got something against Mexico?
you mean like a soccer game ?
Haven’t wars been fought over soccer games?
Or even ears? I mean, how stupid is that?
Haven’t a lot of wars been fought for silly reasons?
I know, right?
How did these stoats get in here ?
Are you saying stoats are a silly reason to fight a war?
Can you name one war that was fought over stoats?
Am I wrong in thinking that in an abstract sense, every war has been fought over stoats?
If I answered in the affirmative are you going to require proofs?
Just how abstract are we talking here?
Can I revise my statement to read “In a concrete sense, every war has been fought in a physical location above stoats”?
Are you suggesting that in the Battle of the Atlantic there were stoats lurking below all those German U-boats? If so, what do I need to do to get the movie rights to produce “Stoats Beneath the Waves?”
Would I be straying too far from my original argument if I were to declare that no stoat has ever been connected to any war in any way whatsoever?
Given that Wikipedia had the following to say about stoats: Introduced in the late 19th century into New Zealand to control rabbits, the stoat has had a devastating effect on native bird populations. It was nominated as one of the world’s top 100 “worst invaders”.
would one not conclude that words like ‘devastating’ and ‘worst invaders’ makes them sound like they serve in the Waffen SS?
Why is it, that every month or two, we veer into a discussion involving stoats?
Is it because so many wars have been fought over them?
Who could ever forget the Great Stoat War of 1953?