Would you like it if I got undressed as salad shop?
Are we talking about a fig leaf salad?
Do fig leaves go in salads?
Why not?
Aren’t they intended to protect modesty, as opposed to being consumed in salads?
What if the salad is feeling modest?
Huh? What are you talking about? When was the last time you saw a shy salad?
How am I supposed to know a salad is shy when I do my level best to avoid salads altogether?
Are you more of a steak-and-eggs kinda Doper?
Can I have some potatoes with that?
Would hash browns be OK instead?
Can I get them with onions, cheese, and banana peppers?
Are you willing to pay extra?
How does payment have to be made? Will you accept rubles?
Are you kidding? Do I look like a certain former President to you?
Of which country?
Isn’t it obvious?
Maybe he looks like an old Mexican president?
Which one?
Are we speaking of a former Mexican president or an aged one?