You can’t spare, what, nine freakin’ seconds?
Do they have to be freakin’ seconds? Can’t they just be ordinary seconds?
What’s the difference?
Isn’t freakin seconds similar to friggin seconds whereas ordinary seconds means eating more friggin food?
What the #$%^&* are you talking about?
Do you think you’re the only person who doesn’t understand him?
How the hell did this conversation take such a turn?
A turn or a tern? Have we ruffled your feathers?
What’s it all about, Alfie ?
Who’s Alfie?
Could it be Alfred E. Neuman?
What, me worry?
Why would you worry? Are you Alfred E. Neuman?
Neuman? Wasn’t he that guy on Seinfeld?
Do you mean Newman?
Neuman…Newman…does it really matter?
Wouldn’t it matter if you’re shopping for salad dressing?
Why, are we shopping for salad dressing?
Would you rather dress for salad shopping?
Well, you could hardly salad for shop dressing, could you?