Are you saying Siam_Sam is a ham?
Isn’t that better than being a turkey?
Would a certain Springfield lad tell you not to have a cow, man?
Isn’t this becoming a little unbearable, man?
What are you, chicken?
Has the Colonel come for me yet? If not, why would that be?
Am I the only one who dreams of a world in which a chicken can cross the road and not have its motives questioned?
Can someone give us really good platitude, one that’s ideal for this occasion?
How about, “No matter where you go, there you are”?
Isn’t that more of a tautology?
Isn’t it called tauto-platitude ?
Did you just make that word up?
How about, “Change is how we know that time is happening”?
How about, “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”?
Except for bears, because bears will kill you?
If bears will kill you, then the phrase “what doesn’t kill you” doesn’t include bears, right?
So do squirrels make you stronger?
Do you mean by eating them, or by watching them play?
Is anybody else reminded of Up?
Do we HAVE to watch the video to understand why?