At 3:47 p.m.?
Would that be 3:47 EST? Should we be calling occupants of interplanetary craft?
Should we settle this question before we have permanent DST?
Do you really think you are gonna get an answer here?
The US Senate has weighed in, though, hasn’t it?
But we haven’t heard from the House yet, have we?
Since Hawaii never changes its time, what do we care?
Is Hawaii the arbiter of every major question of public policy? And if it isn’t, should it be?
Well, we gave you Barack Obama, so I’d say yes, wouldn’t you?
You didn’t think I was complaining, did you?
Wouldn’t it be neat if we were still called the Sandwich Isles?
Would the Mayo Clinic open a branch there, if so?
And would they do so with relish?
Isn’t that a rather cheesy idea?
Or are you just showing us your rye sense of humor?
And if we did so, would they lettuce alone?
There’s a high cost of living in Hawaii; do you have enough bread?
Do you think all these sandwich references cut the mustard?
Could they just show that we’re bready for anything?
Haven’t we heard enough of this baloney?