Yeah, is anyone else thoroughly confused?
Would it make more sense if I said I’d mistakenly read the word “and” as “as” in Elendil_s_Heir’s post?
I wrote it correctly, didn’t I? Wasn’t Wright joking that it’s hardly a “New” Testament but rather, by comparison with the Old, a “More Recent” Testament?
Am I the only person who understood it the first time?
Didn’t we all learn this at Sunday School?
Who wants to go to school on Sunday?
Wouldn’t it be better if Sunday school were on a different day, like, say, Tuesday?
But who goes to church on a Tuesday? Aren’t most people working then? For that matter, aren’t most school-age kids in, you know, school?
Say, that would cut down on all that annoying church attendance, wouldn’t it?
What if you like going to church?
That wouldn’t be my problem, now, would it?
What about those of us who neither go to church nor school?
You mean there are such people?
I said “us”, didn’t I?
How many people are we talkin’ about here?
Isn’t it enough to know that some exist somewhere?
Enough for… what?
Enough to sate one’s curiosity?
When do you think my curiosity was last sated? Any guesses?
Tuesday?