Why have I never even heard of Scooby Snacks?
Didn’t you watch the Scooby-Doo TV show?
Was I too old when it aired?
Have you ever watched the totally algebraic Adventure Time?
What time is it on?
Would you be surprised if I replied, Adventure Time?
Does it mean I’m not adventurous if I’ve never heard of that?
What, are you so old that your childhood consisted of Howdy Doody time?
Maybe somewhere in the middle?
So? What if I am?
We’re not ageist here, are we?
Who wants to live forever?
Wouldn’t it be interesting if one could, though?
How about if I live forever or die trying?
Who’d want to outlive the heat death of the universe?
Isn’t that too far off in the future to care about now?
Well, the word “forever” was used, wasn’t it?
Did you know that United Arab Emirates launched a Mars mission from Japan?
Would it surprise you if I said I watched the launch video a few hours ago?
Why should it, knowing how well-informed you are?