Did you expect that Prince Andrew should escort Princess Beatrice down the aisle?
Didn’t you, since he’s still her father despite this appalling Epstein scandal, after all?
Wasn’t he on Welcome Back Kotter?
Ooh, ooh, ooh, are we starting a new round of puns?
It’s not so much a pun as a Seventies pop culture reference, is it?
Did my cat Horshack something on the living room rug?
If it did, did you get it quickly enough that it won’t leave an Ep-stain?
Can we go high when they go low?
Does anybody remember the episode where Gabe saved his wife, Julie’s, life? Or am I the only one who remembers when Julie was sitting on their apartment windowsill, and accidentally leaned back the wrong way, but Gabe Kotter?
Did I really fall for that?
Why do people fall for fake political news?
Gullibility, maybe? Lack of critical-thinking skills?
Or could it merely be stupidity?
Could it be that it fits the narrative they want to hear?
But why do they want to hear it in the first place?
I know, right?
Who knows why people want to hear what they want to hear?
Isn’t that why the president of Ukraine spoke to Bad Maxim on the phone yesterday?
I heard it was because Good Maxim was busy water-skiing, didn’t you?
Why should I tell you what I’ve heard?