Well, it’s not a big secret or anything, is it?
What would a secret agent say under these circumstances?
Isn’t that classified?
Is “Bond, James Bond,” classified?
Well, he says it all the time, sometimes to complete strangers, so it can hardly be, can it?
Who will be the next 007?
Who is in the running?
Isn’t it about time for an 008?
There’ve been some of those already, haven’t there, even though they don’t get nearly the attention that Cmdr. Bond does?
Was it Live and Let Die that mentioned another 00 agent?
How about double oh-behave?
“Shall we shag now or shag later?”
Is that you, Austin?
And did you lose your mojo?
Does your dad still hate two things - unreasoning nationalistic prejudice, and the Dutch?
Is it still known as “Swinging London”?
Is that your final answer?
When did we switch from Austin Powers to Regis Philbin?
Is Kim Jong-il the real life Dr. Evil? 
Isn’t Kim Jong-il dead? Do you mean Kim Jong-un?