But do you believe in reincarnation?
Do you really think there are that many Hindus around the Dope?
Have you ever asked a Zen hot dog vendor to make you one with everything?
Why isn’t there a hot dog culture in Europe?
Don’t you know that you can actually get frankfurters in Frankfurt, and wieners in Vienna?
Aren’t there Balkaners in the Balkans as well?
Does a New York steak really come from New York?
Wouldn’t that depend on the cow?
And can’t you get a Danish in Denmark?
Depends – can you manage to pronounce “wienerbrød” without strangling?
Aren’t there more humane ways to rub them out?
Rub whom out?
Whomever pays for the pleasure?
Do people still use “whom” and “whomever”? 
Do they at least use them correctly?
Can one have it both ways?
Don’t you understand the accusative case in English?
What I am accused of now?
Do you honestly think For Who the Bell Tolls is correct?
Would he really think a thing like that?