Who, Hemingway or Donne?
Should we stick a fork in him if he’s Donne?
Again with the punnes?
How many people hear bells toll these days anyway?
If you live across the street from a church, as I do, isn’t it pretty much daily?
Wouldn’t you agree that ambulance sirens sound more ominous though?
Isn’t nearby gunfire even worse?
Why do they say diseases are more deadly than battle wounds?
Isn’t dying of a gunshot wound just an example of lead poisoning?
And isn’t that a leading question?
Is that the sort of question from which you might recoil?
Doesn’t everyone bang around the place once in a while?
And don’t the Brits eat bangers and mash?
And is it safe to say I never sausage a bad pun?
Is it safe to say that’s the wurst?
Are we going to have to start including links to the pun thread?
Can’t we ask questions in the pun thread anyway?
There’s a pun thread?
Seriously, this is the only game thread I pay attention to.
You don’t know about the pun thread?
So Nobody doesn’t know about the pun thread? Is that like saying everybody knows about it?