Something like that?
Is that some kind of linguistic double-negative thingie?
Is that a thread or a promise?
I could promise you this is a thread, couldn’t I?
Are you making promises again?
Did I ever promise you a rose garden?
Did Lynn Anderson promise you a rose garden?
What if Louie Anderson promised you a rose garden? Would you take it?
What if Pamela Anderson promised you a rose garden? Or anything else?
Do I get to demand the kind of roses Pamela Anderson might grow in that rose garden?
Is the former Baywatch star known for horticulture?
Well, you know, you can lead a whore to culture…?
Isn’t that a little too obvious a pun?
Did that ever stop anyone here?
Y’know, you’ve got a point there?
If there was no point there, wouldn’t it be the plot of an old animated movie?
If there was no point where?
Like in Oakland?
So now you’re channeling Gertrude Stein?
Wasn’t it Dorothy Parker?