Wouldn’t John Oliver Sandbagging be a great band name?
How about John Oliver Trolling? Or maybe even The John Oliver Sockpuppets?
Who wouldn’t want to say they’ve been to a John Oliver’s Sockpuppet concert?
I dunno, what kind of music do they play?
What kind of music does John Oliver himself like? Would you agree with me that he seems like a Norwegian death metal kinda guy?
His Viking ancestry and advanced hearing loss are common knowledge, aren’t they?
Wouldn’t it be fair to guess that he, er…I, never got disco out of his, I mean my, system?
What are you suggesting?
Can’t you take a subtle hint?
Could I maybe ask you to dial back the subtlety just a bit?
Do you use Dial? Don’t you wish everybody did?
Are you on commission or something?
Aren’t there two questions for you to answer ?
Am I obligated to answer either?
So you’re saying you’re taking the Fifth?
Would you rather take the Fifth or a fifth?
Could I trouble you for a double shot?
Buck or tequila?
Tequila? Wasn’t that like teh best song evar?
Like Dorothy Parker, would you say you’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?