Dorothy Parker now? What fresh hell is this?
What touristy kinds of things are there to see in Dorothy Parker Hell?
Why wander around Dorothy Parker Hell aimlessly when you can hire a reputable tour guide to show you the sights?
Does every acerbic female writer have her own personal Hell? Do the men like H.L. Mencken and Mark Twain, too?
From a more general point of view, does Steven Wright have his own personal hell?
He’s not particularly acerbic, is he?
No, but considering personal hells as a general topic, don’t you just have to wonder what his would be like?
Maybe, but Richard Lewis really built his comedy routine more around the concept of Hell than Stephen Wright did, wouldn’t you say?
If I’m not familiar with the work of Mr. Lewis, would you recommend I search for him on YouTube?
You maybe wanna start here?: Richard Lewis - Early Stand Up Comedy on An Evening at the Improv - YouTube
Good stuff, but is it bad that, apparently conditioned by this tread, I was distracted because I wanted him to start asking questions?
Does that mean you are now officially Of The Body?
Should I get forehead insurance?
Is that even a thing?
Where can I get crotch insurance?
Have you looked at your local sporting goods store? Specifically, in the hockey or football departments?
Which would you rather have, a protective policy or protective equipment?
Which is more effective, would you say?
Shall we put it to a vote?
Should we find an impartial third party to count the votes? Ken Jennings, maybe?