Alex, can I choose Smelly Crotches for 200?
How about Always Being on the Wrong Side of the Door for $500, please, Ken?
Can I have Dead Mice in Human’s Shoe for $200, Mayim?
Can I have “I Don’t Like Mondays” for $200, please, Garfield?
Can I have “the meaning of meow”, for $1,000, please, LeVar?
Can I have sarcastic retorts by talking birds, Aaron?
If I have no money left after the Double Jeopardy round but I’m a more worthy individual than these other two bastards, could you just go ahead and declare me the winner?
Yes, yes, but don’t you think we should ok it with the other posters?
Don’t you think any rational individual would instantly recognize the obvious and compelling inherent merits of such an idea and would find it impossible to object?
May I take this opportunity to thank you for so perceptively getting the point?
How could anyone deny such an opportunity?
I know, right?
Are we done fawning yet?
Are you in a hurry to get it over with?
Who here will take the ‘no fawning’ pledge with me today? Shouldn’t we ask Elendil specifically to join us in this - due to him being so intelligent, well spoken and highly regarded?
Is he really highly regarded? Or is he just regarded?
What if I’m high when I regard him?
What do you mean by “if”?
Do you think I’m always high?
Doesn’t it appear that you answered your own question?