One might just think so, mightn’t one?
What has any of this to do with rising sea levels and its impact on Florida’s economy?
Uh… nothing?
Well, shouldn’t we be discussing topics of greater importance here?
What do you have in mind?
Are you referring to the ever-vexatious question of which Star Trek captain is the most awesome?
Or perhaps something even more consequential, such as did Han shoot first?
Are we at 4000 posts yet?
Getting closer all the time, eh?
And doesn’t every right-thinking Star Wars fan know that Han shot first?
What do the left thinking ones think?
The opposite?
Is it Opposite Day?
Can’t opposites occur on non-appointed days?
There should really only be one, though, shouldn’t there, to avoid confusion?
Is a single day sufficient to contain all the oppositeness in the world?
What if we need more than one day?
Shouldn’t we keep it at about 5 hours for our short-attention-span comrades?
Why does everyone have to be so contrary about Opposites Day? Can’t we all just go with the flow?
Shouldn’t we observe Opposites Day every other day? Maybe the odd-numbered ones?
What’s so odd about them?