Don’t you think they look odd? Or do I just need to wipe off my glasses?
Have you done that lately? Are they kind of fogged?
Well, are they supposed to have thumbprints and soup splatters all over them?
What kind of soup did you have in mind?
Are you limiting me to just one?
Cleaning eyeglasses? Is that a thing?
We’re guessing you don’t wear glasses?
Or eat soup?
Well, really, what’s the point of eating soup if you’re not going to make an ungodly mess?
Perhaps to sate ones appetite?
Some of us just like soup - you gotta problem widdat?
Have I been misunderstanding soup all these years? And is Misunderstood Soup a great band name or what?
Maybe, yes, and wasn’t there another actual band name that mentioned soup, too?
Are you thinking of Bowling for Soup?
Or maybe the Soup Dragons? And wasn’t Elendil rather…lukewarm in his praise for the band name Misunderstood Soup?
Are you suggesting that a rolling boil of excitement would have been more appropriate? And don’t you think that Rolling Boil of Excitement would also be a most excellent band name?
Wouldn’t Rolling Boil of Excitement get parodied in a certain way?
Don’t you think that’s exactly why it would be a great band name?
But would it be a good name brand?
How about Good Name Brand Band for a band name?