Should I be ashamed to admit I’m not entirely sure what a quokka looks like?
Would it help if I suggested that you might be able to just channel your inner quokka?
Would you be offended if I answered that isn’t particularly helpful?
Are you saying you don’t have an inner quokka?
Do you have an inner quokka?
Doesn’t everyone? Maybe multiples, in some cases?
So what’s it like, having an inner quokka? Does it ever get in the way of, say, vegetable gardening or home-based shoemaking?
Wouldn’t you agree that if we have all sorts of different inner animals, it would be difficult at best to identify the effects of one in particular?
Have you heard of this crazy thing the kids these days are all calling “Wikipedia”?
Did you know that sarcasm is on the rise with the kids these days?
Wouldn’t there also be quokkas at the Perth Zoo, in Western Australia?
And would there be kangaroos and koalas there as well?
Do you know if they have any stoats, as I love them so?
Do you know if there are any bands with stoat-themed names?
Well, there’d have to be, wouldn’t there? Especially in another thread I have in mind?
What if stoats take over the world??? 
Why do I get the feeling that, if you could, you’d walk into a pub and ask for a pint of stoat?
Ew, why would I want to drink a stoat?
Never heard of the Rolling Stoats? Duh?
Ah, yes, of course, and have you heard their album Stoat’s Head Soup?