Wouldn’t it be easier to use clippers?
Why would you want a basketball player cutting your hair?
Wasn’t the plural used? So wouldn’t it be a team effort, not just one player?
Yes, and would it be worth the expense for what would surely be, at best, a profoundly amateurish job?
Has nobody noticed that @LilXMo referred to clippers and not Clippers?
Can we agree that capitalization matters?
Why did Guillermo drive the Aston Martin to Monte Carlo when visiting Princess Charlene? Did I capitalize enough letters in that sentence?
Couldn’t You Capitalize Even More Than That? But Then Again, Why Would You Want To? And Did You Ever Notice, By The Way, That They Capitalized A Lot More Than We Do In The 18th Century?
In the 18th century they capitalised all nouns, like the Germans do, didn’t they?
Who’s “they”?
Wouldn’t ‘they’ be folks writing in the 18th century?
Was that just in English, or in all languages?
I dunno, does anyone else know?
Well…?
WHY DO WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THE SO-CALLED “RULES”? CAN’T WE JUST GO ALL CAPS ON EVERYTHING?
C’mon, Discourse, can’t you tell it’s a complete damn sentence? Why don’t you get a damn sense of humor, for Pete’s sake?
Is that just Discourse’s way of telling you not to capitalize everything?
Would I be overreacting if I wanted to pit Discourse?
But can we assume that’s why we can’t just go all caps?
Haven’t You Ever Read A Horse Racing Program And Looked At Race Conditions Where Every Single Word Is Capitalized? Why Do They Do That When It’s Just A Claiming Race Over Six Furlongs For A $10,000 Claiming Price?
Because They Can?
Isn’t there a better reason?
What better reason could there possibly be?