who is The Straight Dope?
Well, aren’t we all? It’s almost a hive mind, isn’t it? Or would that be overstating things a bit?
Isn’t everyone of you like me in that you never go outside for all the unstraight dope?
Isn’t the Unstraight Dope available at places like the Washington Examiner and Fox News?
Wouldn’t an Unstraight Dope be a gullible gay person?
Couldn’t it also be a curvy or zigzag narcotic?
You mean like a crazy line of cocaine?
Or even a completely sane (but still illegal) one?
Where can I get the completely sane dope?
Why is there a dinosaur named ‘Carl’ staring at me?
Is he telling you that you should buy his notebook?
How did you know?
Would you believe that just yesterday, I had a four-hour conversation with him about Hardee’s sausage biscuits, at the end of which he asked me to buy some notebooks?
Would it surprise you to learn that I don’t believe that?
But . . . but . . . but . . . what’s so unbelievable about it?
Why all the incredulity?
You’re not saying that you, too, don’t believe my little anecdote, are you?
When did I say that?
Was I wrong in thinking it was implied?
couldn’t my question have been directed to Wheelz?