Can you forgive me for being presumptuous?
Are we not all still disciples of the great Cecil, who taught us that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence?
What’s extraordinary about it? Do you think he would prefer McDonald’s?
Or maybe an eight hour conversation would be more believable?
About sausage biscuits? Do you want me to believe a week-long symposium next?
So, would a master’s degree in sausage biscuit theory be a complete nonstarter?
Don’t you think that one’s employment options in that field might be somewhat limited?
Maybe, but wouldn’t folks at the top of the profession be getting paid truckloads of money?
How big a truck?
Wouldn’t you think it’s not out of the question that it could be one of those semi trucks with two trailers?
Is that a double negative?
What? Are you expecting me to do math now???
Is that asking too much?
Well, I mean, are you expecting correct answers?
I don’t think that’s a requirement of this thread, is it?
Yeah, I mean, it’s not it’s ever been, is it?
In that case, can I be the treasurer of the thread?
Is there a motion on the floor to nominate dirtball for the office of Questions Only Thread Treasurer?
Should I write, “So moved”?
Any objections?