Shouldn’t someone second the motion and then we have any needed discussion before proceeding to a vote?
Since when do we follow strict parliamentary procedure around here?
Would funkadelic procedure work better?
You don’t want us to descend into anarchy again, do you?
Any objections if I second dirtball’s nomination for treasurer and submit a nomination for Elendil as Sir Lord High Supreme Allied Commander of the Questions Only Thread?
Can you see me blushing?
What responsibilities does that position entail?
Doesn’t it seem like if someone’s title is ‘Sir Lord High Supreme Allied Commander’ they’re responsible for pretty much everything in the universe? Speaking of which, once Elendil’s is elected, shouldn’t we put pressure on him to get Pluto’s status changed back to a planet?
Is that before or after officially declaring crunchy peanut butter far superior to smooth?
Let’s not be hasty, perhaps we should first get him to eliminate the notion of a designated hitter?
Can I retract my peanut butter request in favor of eliminating the DH?
and and and can we get pineapple on pizza to be socially acceptable?
“And and and”?
Would it surprise you to know that I am, in fact, already in favor of each of those proposals?
Would it surprise you to know I prefer smooth peanut butter, love pineapple on pizza and have only the vaguest notion that a designated hitter has something to do with baseball?
Did you ever try peanut butter on pizza, and try pineapple in your jelly sandwiches?
Before or after the game?
Why not during?
Could I get a delivery to right field, do you think?
That’s a left field question, don’t cha think?