Were we becoming too complacent for your liking?
Cardigan, just how dumb do you think we are?
On second thought, would you mind not answering that…?
Aren’t we the genuses of the woild?
You mean, like homo?
Would this be a good time to relate an anecdote about the time my junior high English teacher looked out the classroom window, saw a truck with the name “Homo Milk” on it and made an off-color remark?
Whether or not it’s a good time, didn’t you just do so?
Would you say that I actually completed the anecdote, though?
Was there really any more to it?
Can it be broken down into the structure of exposition, complication, climax, and resolution?
Who let English majors in here?
Would you believe it if I told you i was a philosophy major?
Great, then can you tell us the answer to the question about the tree falling when no one is around?
That’s kind of a Zen thing, innit?
Wouldn’t you think it’s more of a physics question?
Does a tree fall slo-mo when no one is watching just to enjoy it more?
Are you hypothesizing that trees enjoy falling?
Don’t trees like to see the surprise on animals’ faces?
Wouldn’t they rather watch some kinky tree porn (whatever that might consist of)?
Would the bark be worse than the bite?
Are we branching out into puns now?