Wood you not like that?
Would you believe it’s not going to provoke me into leaving the thread?
What do you think I am, some kinda sap?
Isn’t that the root of the problem?
Does anyone else think The Surprised Animal Faces would be a great band name?
Will you post that in the other thread, please, when the letter S comes up again?
Would that be a band with Eric Burdon and Ronnie Wood?
You mean they’re startled mammals, too?
How does “Mammalian Rock Stars Startled by Falling Trees” sound?
It sounds like a rather obscure band, does it not?
Would they be known as MRSSBFT? Come to think of it, that’s more of a mouthful than “ELO” or “CSNY,” isn’t it?
Don’t you think the artist who could come up with a good logo for that band would have truly earned a huge paycheck?
Sure, why not? It’s not my money, is it?
Have you checked to see if your pocket’s been picked?
You don’t think I did it, do you?
Why are you all looking at me like that?
Huh? How can we do that on the Straight Dope?
Why are you always so concerned about minor details?
That could be kind of an important detail, don’t you think? I mean remember how controversial it was when we were setting up the Dope so that everyone could see each other on viewscreen… except Elendil?
Wait, what?!?