How about in the middle of that big, open cornfield over there, where nothing mechanical is visible except a crop-dusting plane off in the distance?
Where is that ominous music in the background coming from? Does anyone else hear that?
What direction do you think it’s coming from? And, come to think of it, didn’t I see a movie of that title once…?
Who do you think I am…Cary Grant?
What happens to all the daylight we’ve been saving ?
Don’t they ship it somewhere to be liquified?
Don’t they save it for when the sun is about to explode?
Does anyone else get the impression that a lot of folks have failed to save any sunshine?
Wasn’t Elon Musk in charge of that?
???
Wait, who put him in charge?
Didn’t he tweet that he was in charge of it? Isn’t that good enough for you?
Well, Al Haig suggested he would be the next in charge after Reagan, but that didn’t make it true did it?
But Al Haig didn’t have the Omnipotent Power of Twitter™ working on his behalf, did he?
Twitter wasn’t even around back in 1981, was it?
Don’t you think he was wishing he could spew out some tweets?
Haig?
Who else? Do you really want to think about what Alexander Haig could have accomplished if he’d had Twitter available?
As Secretary of State, in particular, or are you thinking of something else?
Wouldn’t we be happier if we don’t speculate on what he might have done at any time in his life?
Why do you say that? Do you have strong opinions on the late Secretary, one way or the other?