What? Are you saying that all those stories I’ve heard are just unfounded rumors? Have I said too much? Should I not answer the door if someone knocks???
Huh? You mean rumors about Al Haig?
No, of course not; what would make you think such a thing?
Is it all that unreasonable, given the other recent posts in this thread?
Do you think I’m the best person here to speak to the question of what could be considered reasonable?
How 'bout them Bears?
How do you think they stack up against the Lions this Sunday?
Depends, are we stacking them vertically or horizontally?
And upright or inverted?
Can you even stack lions, or is that too much like herding cats?
“Herding”? Have I been mistaken all these years thinking the expression was “hurting cats”?
Like when you swing them around by their tails in a crowded room?
Or put long-tailed ones in a room full of rocking chairs?
Or even kill them with curiosity?
So, like, if a moderator felt the need to drop a note in here re this recent turn, would he or she be obligated to do do it in the form of a question?
Well, sure, don’t you think, given the thread rules?
And what about skinning cats, by the way?
Would they be worth any less than fat cats? And should we be body-shaming cats anyway?
Does this jeweled collar make Lord Fuzzy look fat?
Can you cease and desist as I am allergic to cats and get sinus pains at the mere mention?
Have you tried scrubbing the cats down thoroughly with a good, high-end hypoallergenic shampoo?