Is shaving totally out of the question?
How are kitty cats supposed to stay warm if they have no fur?
What if you already live somewhere warm, or even hot?
I’m trying to work the phrase ‘cat sweat’ into a post, can someone help out?
Could cat sweat be my problem and not cat dander?
Are there any other cat fluids we can be sure not to discuss hereafter?
If we’re making a list, can we just say “all of them”?
Any objection?
Are you asking if I object to cat fluids in general, or just to discussing them here?
My post was plainly in response to dirtball’s just before that, wasn’t it?
Do we need to get testy as we agree to nevermore mention cat dander or cat fluids? (achoo?)
Has anyone seen a cat with a runny nose?
Wouldn’t they just wipe it off on your favorite pillow?
Would that before or after shredding it with their razor-sharp claws?
Wouldn’t that be after pissing in the laundry basket?
(either one of us?)
You wanna go first?
Any chance it could be someone else’s laundry basket?
Are we seriously suggesting that cats are in some manner considerate of our convenience?
Who would say such a thing?
Wasn’t that Cardigan who asked it?