Yeah, but that’s in May, not July, innit?
Was May really two months ago?
Where did you learn to count?
If women learn to count to 20 on their fingers and toes, does it stand to reason that guys learn to count to 21?
If boobs count, then can’t women count to 22? And can hermaphrodites count to 23?
Can I admit that I’ve never even thought of that before?
Doth thou protest too much?
Has anyone ever defined exactly how much protesting is too much?
Can protesting be quantified?
Does counting the protesters count?
What if you read them the Riot Act before you count them?
What if one of them is actually a count?
Why read them anything? Wouldn’t they rather wait for the movie?
Do they even know how to read?
Why do you assume riotous mobs might not also be readers?
Aren’t the “Three R’s” Reading, Rioting, and ‘Rithmetic?
Did they teach Rioting at your elementary school?
Does a gang count?
Well, they each have ten fingers or so, don’t they?
Who? Each gang member?