Well, I wasn’t talking about the Blawnox Chess Club, was I?
Do you really need a club to play chess?
I don’t think it’s a prerequisite, but some people wish to socialize and find like-minded friends by joining clubs, don’t they?
How many clubs would a chess club club if a chess club could club clubs?
And what if they could also club hearts and diamonds?
Would that make them a lonely hearts club?
Wasn’t the Lonely Hearts Club banned?
Were they actually ever even a poster here?
Isn’t Billy Shears still around?
William Scissors?
William “Buffalo Bill” Cody? William H. Seward? William Howard Taft? William Lloyd Garrison? William the Conqueror? Or some other notable William?
How about Will I. Am?
Sure, why not? Did you know his birthname was William James Adams Jr.?
Did he have a brother named Samuel, who was a brewer?
That was a different bunch of Adamses and a lot earlier, wasn’t it?
After a few of Samuel’s beers, does it matter?
Are his beers creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky, and all together ooky?
You’re missing a D in the last name there, aren’t you, sportsfans?
How can I miss it unless it goes away?
Well, it’s gone now, innit?