Wait–there’s Doper insurance? Why am I just now hearing about this? Is it a policy the website has, covering all the users? Or do we each have to sign up for our own individual policy?
Weren’t you notified about Doper Insurance as part of open enrollment?
Would that have been part of the New Member Info Packet I was told about when I first signed up, but never received?
That happened to you too, huh?
Shouldn’t you maybe contact SDMB’s HR Dept.?
Doesn’t HR stand for Historical Revision? They wouldn’t have something like that here, would they?
Couldn’t it just as easily stand for Hysterical Retaliation?
Or maybe Hybrid Rabbi?
can cows swim?
Have you ever seen a cow even pass a qualifying round in the 100 meter butterfly, much less win a medal?
Are those the minimum required achievements for one to be considered able to swim?
How would a cow even fit into a bathing suit?
Don’t you think you owe us all an apology for giving us that mental image?
What kind of bathing suit are you imagining???
Is there any good option for a cow bathing suit, do you think?
The bigger the better, maybe?
After awhile it’s just a moo moo muumuu, isn’t it?
Don’t you think that sounds like a possible career path for an aspiring fashion designer?
There have to be more professionally-fulfilling options for such a person, don’t you think?
Maybe so, but don’t you think it would be good for someone who’s seeking a challenge?