Would it be a challenge for a designer to create a two-piece thong swimsuit for cows?
How could it not be?!?
wouldn’t the tail alone present unique challenges?
As a matter of aesthetics, wouldn’t the udders be more challenging?
Would you care to further elucidate on the aesthetics of cowkinis?
Don’t you think it would be udderly revolting?
Now that the term ‘cowkini’ has been coined, do you think they’ll be the Next Big Thing?
Do you think the name is compelling enough to overcome the general reluctance to actually put them on cows? Isn’t that where the challenge lies?
Didn’t some prudes in Victorian times actually dress their barnyard animals? Do we really want to go back to that kind of silliness?
Would you be willing to allow it on special occasions? Like for Halloween or on their birthdays or at the release of new Star Wars movies?
Whose birthdays? The animals’?
Does it matter?
It would to the cows, wouldn’t it?
Don’t you think the cows would be excited about getting dressed up for any occasion?
Have you ever met a cow?
Would you believe some of my best friends are cows?
Now, is that really a nice thing to say?
Have you noticed my user name?
Would you go to a parade in which animals costumed to make fun of humans?
Won’t I have the last laugh when I walk into Five Guys later that day?