And order a burger?
Well, if the animals have been making fun of humans, don’t you think two burgers would be appropriate?
Serve 'em right, wouldn’t it?
Am I …um,hearing crickets?
Are the crickets making fun of us, too?
Again?!?
Should we file a complaint with their supervisor?
Do crickets have supervisors, by jiminy?
Don’t they need someone to be in charge of their cricking? If not a supervisor, maybe a manager?
Or a coach?
Why not? Or a foreman?
Wouldn’t that be a foreperson, or even a forecricket?
Point taken, but wouldn’t they just avoid the question altogether and have a lead cricket?
A cricket made of lead? What good would that do?
Wouldn’t that depend on what your cricket needs are?
Are we getting into some homonym issues here?
Shouldn’t we avoid feeding the crickets hominy grits?
Why? Does it make them gassy?
But as small as they are, how much of a problem could gas be, really?
Have you ever been downwind of a cricket that had just consumed a healthy portion of grits?