How would I know? And how big a portion would a “healthy” one be for a cricket?
Would you believe me when I say “You really don’t want to know?”
Any other experts on cricket flatulence around?
Is the digestive system of a cricket - or any insect, for that matter - even capable of producing flatulence?
There must be someone on the Dope who knows, surely?
Well, I mean, what kind of miserable life would it be if they cant?
Yes, dirtball, shouldn’t we all pity the creature that doesn’t pass gas?
Isn’t the world missing out by not hearing more about chitinous flatulence?
Do you think it would be a suitable topic for Ken Burns’s next project?
Well, he’s covered practically everything else, hasn’t he?
Almost, but now that I think about it, wouldn’t you want to see him do an Orson Bean biography next?
Wow, wouldn’t that be great?
What would be the highlight?
How can you distill Orson Bean’s career down to highlights?
Wouldn’t acquiring a still be the first step?
You’d need a bunch of ‘em, wouldn’t you?
A bunch of stills?
What about Crosby and Nash?
Would it help if you’re Young?
Why am I feeling this strange sense of deja vu?