Wouldn’t that depend on the brand and flavor?
This is getting kinda complicated so we should have someone else do the math to figure out how much gum to give, but who could we get to do that?
Do you know any gum experts?
What if I told you my wife used to work for Wrigley?
If she’s not an expert, then who is???
How much will we have to pay an expert?
Can I, as your penniless intern, turn down the happy meal and the gum (so friggin complicated) and suggest a mere Pulitzer nomination for whatever you decide my task is (Dimly Himley hits notwithstanding)??
Wouldn’t that require your first task to be finding out how to submit a Pulitzer nomination?
So are my wife’s services as a gum expert no longer needed, then?
Depends, does she know any other Russian department stores?
Am I the only one getting a little impatient to know about the Don Henley (n.b.) results?
Do you think it would be possible to get Wheelz’s wife to work something up on the Henley question while we get boson’s situation sorted out?
Did you think I offered my wife’s services for anything other than determining the value of a stick of gum?
Will you accept my humblest apology if i overstepped?
Well, isn’t the gum a moot point now that our intern has expressed no interest? Now how will we ever find out how many hits Dimley Wimley had?
But if the gum question comes up again, don’t you think we’ll want to have an answer ready to go?
Don’t you think finding someone who’s willing to be paid in gum is kind of a long shot?
Don’t you remember the gum commercials where the people wanted to get paid in gum? Did those commercials LIE to me???
Madison Avenue would never do that, would it?
Well, you can understand my confusion, can’t you? At this point, do you think that maybe I should also question whether Skittles are a communicable skin disease?