Questions Only thread

Can you accept my humblest apologies that I am four days into my unfinished Donald Henald project as an intern and have, to date, determined that he had 2 hits as an Eagle, and zero as solo? May have extra time to pursue the truth?

Wasn’t that Dagwood Henderson?

Do you think we should just ask Denali Hinson himself? Does anyone know how to get in contact with him?

For some reason I’m thinking Dennis Henson’s phone number is 555-4872, can someone confirm this?

It can’t be that, can it?

What, we can’t introduce tried and true tropes into our discourse here?

We can, I suppose, but who would believe it if we did?

Well, don’t I believe everything else in this here place?

Do you really think that advisable? Might some not post here with the clear intent to intentionally misinform?

But isn’t this the place that’s devoted to fighting ignorance? Wouldn’t the Powers That Be™ squash that kind of folderol posthaste?

Might the Powers That Be not tolerate this one thread as a sort of ‘junk repository’ to collect all the misinfomation in one convenient location?

Do you think they’re that purposeful?

Well, they wouldn’t be the Powers That Be, if they weren’t now would they?

Do you think we could draft a carefully worded, respectful request asking the Powers That Be to . . . uh, can someone remind me what it is we want to ask them for?

Does it have anything to do with #%^*€! Don Henley?

Who’s he?

Really? Really?

Why all the incredulity?

Well, his name’s come up a few times already in this thread, hasn’t it?

Are you talking about Denley Henberger?