I observed a serious tone, didn’t the rest of you, eh what? Say what?
Are we supposed to observe stuff here? Doesn’t that sound like a lot of work?
To quote Wayne…a sphincter says ‘what’?
Am I the only one who mentally inserted “John” before “Wayne” in the above post?
Are are you now imagining John Wayne saying “A sphincter says what?”?
When was the last time John Wayne said something?
Wouldn’t that be around the time he filmed The Shootist?
Would it be equally humorous to insert “Bruce”?
Are you now imagining Batman saying “A sphincter says what?”
What?
After 21 hours isn’t anyone going to accuse me of being Batman?
Or a sphincter?
Why not both?
What are you saying?
So, what movie was it where John Wayne played Batman? Where can I stream it?
Wasn’t that the one where Alfred was played by Emo Philips?
And Yahoo Serious as Commissioner Gordon?
And Gabriel Iglesias played Robin?
Am I the only one who thought Sharon Stone was miscast as Friar Tuck?
You’re not going to post spoilers, are you?
Unless it’s for a secret cameo, casting decisions - even spectacularly stoopid ones - can never be spoilers, can they?
Probably not, but don’t you think it’s understandable that I’d feel the need to be cautious?
But why?